So I Guess Size Really Does Matter

The London Times reports that:

"Scientists have found that the pleasure women get from making love is directly linked to the size of their partner’s bank balance.

"The study is certain to prove controversial, suggesting that women are inherently programmed to be gold-diggers.

"However, it fits into a wider body of research known as evolutionary psychology which suggests that both men and women are genetically predisposed to ruthlessly exploit each other to achieve the best chances of survival for their genes.

"The female orgasm is the focus of much research because it appears to have no reproductive purpose. Women can become pregnant whatever their pleasure levels.

"Pollet, and Professor Daniel Nettle, his co-author, believed, however, that the female orgasm is an evolutionary adaptation that drives women to choose and retain high-quality partners."

I guess, in the case of Donald Trump, it's all about the meaning of "high quality."

And in the case of Pamela Anderson, well, whatever...